Wednesday 24 October 2012

Read this ASAP!

It's funny how when somebody asks you to do something as soon as possible, when you'll actually do it depends on how the sentence is phrased. From the manual -

"While the uncontracted form 'as soon as possible' accompanying the call to action implies a certain accommodation in deference to your schedule, the contracted form of the same expression 'ASAP!' implies an undue urgency entirely unwarranted by the presence of the acronym itself."

So I dug deeper into this fascinating phenomenon, and it turned out I had severely underestimated the sheer subtlety involved. Read on...