Wednesday 2 October 2013

Photogenic

Every time you say I'm photogenic, I know what you really mean. No, really.

So, in an effort to break my sleep-food-drugs-sleep-sleep-food-drugs-sleep-food-food-drugs-sleep cycle (yeah, it sicks being suck), here's my contribution to what I think should be a regular column. I think I'll call it the vaguely Dutch sounding De Vilktionary (Devil's dictionary and Wiktionary.org, geddit?). Or should it be Cyniktionary.org (Wiktionary and .. you get it)? Alright, I'll get back to my drug induced stupor while you guys work it out.